Well my pad is very messy And there's whiskers on my chin And I'm all hung up on music And I always play to win I ain't got no time for lovin' Cause my time is all used up Just to sit around creatin' All that groovy kind of stuff. I'm a man Yes I am And I can't help But love you so I'm a man Yes I am And I can't help But love you so. Well if I had my choice of matter I would rather be with cats All engrossed in mental chatter Moving where our minds are at And relating to each other Just how strong our wills can be I'm resisting all involvement With each groovy chick we see Well I'm a man Yes I am And I can't help But love you so I'm a man Yes I am And I can't help But love you so. I got to keep my image While suspended from a throne That looks out upon a kingdom Full of people all unknown Who imagine I'm not human And my heart is made of stone I never had no problems And my toilet's trimmed with chrome I'm a man Yes I am And I can't help But love you so. I'm a man Yes I am And I can't help But love you so.